Saturday, June 24, 2017

It's magic!






Ladies and gentleman, step right this way, it's time for some magic...


They could not stop him from winning the presidency.

They could not stop him from instituting the Affordable Care Act.

They could not stop his re election.

They hate that he was the president.

They have tried everything they can think of to discredit him.

But to no avail and so now...

They are attempting to make his presidency simply disappear.

One by one while they distract the media with outrageous daily headlines,
they are carefully and deliberately deconstructing all of his accomplishments until there is no trace of his presidency left behind.

Creating friction with the United Nations and many of our allies.

Reinstating mandatory sentencing.

Repealing the Affordable Care Act and replacing it with magic beans.

Undoing all the progress we've made to combat climate change.

De regulating methane emissions

Rolling back voting rights.

Undoing banking regulations so we don't have another collapse.

Undoing consumer protections.

Pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.

Deconstructing the EPA

Undoing Dodd - Frank

De funding Planned Parenthood

Bibbity, bobbitty, boo...

Watch as we make president Obama's eight years in the White House magically disappear!

And now for the big finally...

Look closely...
Poof!
There goes your health care,

Abracadabra!
We just cut your Social Security in half!

Alacazam !
Bye, bye Medicare...

Keep your eyes on this bright and shiny object and...
Shazam!
Hello tax cuts for the rich.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the great Republican agenda!
It's magic!

And the cost of admission is only...





Have a wonderful weekend!


Noodle and crew

























Saturday, June 17, 2017

money, money, money...






First, we would like to take this opportunity to send our thoughts and prayers to everyone in Alexandria, Virginia.

Violence is NEVER an option.


They say money makes the world go around.

I wouldn't know as I have no money...know why?

No pockets!
( I stole this line from Jerry Seinfeld )

But I'm okay with that, know why? Money gets you into trouble!

Most people get money and all they want to do is get more, the more they have the more they want.

There's never enough.

It's what caused the Great Depression, burst the housing bubble and  brought down the big banks in  2008.

It's why most people have way more debt than they ever should.

It causes families to rip each other to pieces.

It's been known to be the motive for murder.

My point is, money is tricky and money can make people stupid.


So we could go on and on about collusionconflicts of interest and obstruction of justice

But someone wise once said: " follow the money "

With all the investigations into Donald Trump and company, there are many paths you could follow.

We think we'll just wait and see where the money leads...




Have a wonderful weekend!

Noodle and crew









Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Is it Wordless Wednesday?







Human lady: " Noodle, isn't it time for Wordless Wednesday?"

Noodle; "I'm not able to comment on that in an open session. And just so you know, I am unaware of any meetings I might have had with Russian cats."


Human lady; " You've been watching too much TV."






Have a very non political Wednesday!

Noodle and crew






Saturday, June 10, 2017

Sweet little lies...






Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane once sang..." when the truth is found to be lies..."

No matter what you think of Donald Trump, the truth is the man lies!

You can twist it and turn it and bend it like a pretzel the fact is that no matter how you sugar coat it; he lies!

He lied about President Obama being the founder of ISIS and a secret Muslim.

He lied about thousands of Muslims cheering the fall of the twin towers on 9/11

He lied about Ted Cruz's father being involved in the  JFK  assassination.

He lied when he told the world he would disentangle himself from all his business dealings .

He lied about donating money to veteran's charities.

He lied when he accused President Obama of bugging Trump Tower.

He probably lied when he suggested there are tapes of his conversations with Comey.

And he lied bigley when he said he would 100% testify under oath about his conversations with James Comey. ( never going to happen folks)

I could go on and on and on...
But you get the point.

Now it all comes down to who do you believe?

On one side there is Donald Trump with his panties a blaze and on the other there is James Comey with memos NOT LEAKS. With witnesses, with a paper trail.

On the Trump side you have him asking all other parties in the room to leave, even Jeff Sessions who was very reluctant to do so.

No tapes ( see above ).

And a seemingly endless stream of whoppers coming non stop from the presidents own mouth.

There's this...

Trumps own words verbatim; “That was an excuse by the Democrats, who lost an election that some people think they shouldn’t have lost,” he said. “But we were very, very happy, and, frankly, James Comey confirmed a lot of what I said, and some of the things that he said just weren’t true.”

Um-m-m-m, wait, which is it? He confirmed what you said was or wasn't true?
And if Mr. Trump thinks that part is true, just how does he delineate which of Comey's statements are true and which aren't?

And this; If Comey wasn't fired for investigating the Russia thing, are we really supposed to believe Donald Trump fired him for being too hard on Hillary Clinton? Really, Mr. lock her up?!


Hum-m-m-m-m...
who to believe ?



And finally, in memory of Adam West who passed away last night at the age of eighty eight... Boom! Pow! Wham! Bam!



Have a great and truthful weekend!


Noodle and crew


















Saturday, June 3, 2017

The best?







He has the best people...
only they keep getting themselves tangled up in scandals and investigations.

He has the best words...
you know like covfefe
.

He makes the best deals...
Just don't pay any attention to all those pesky little bankruptcies and lawsuits.
I guess all those other business men are wrong even though most of them have far surpassed him in the business world
And his decision to leave the Paris Climate Accord will  cost jobs, not create them.
Not good business.

He has the best brain;
again I refer you to covfefe...

Look, I get it, he's an outsider.
He's not part of the Washington DC elite.
He's going to shake things up.
He's going to make America great again!

Here's my question....
What was so wrong with America in the first place?

Jobs were on the increase for 75 straight months under Obama.
The price of gas was low
The economy was coming back, granted slower than most would like but still coming back, steadily.
Did you know that President Obama had the largest increase of jobs in history, 22.309 million!
We had severely slowed Iran from getting nuclear weapons.
We were cleaning up the planet for our kids and their kids...


Hear is what I have deduced,
what those who think there was something so very wrong with America seem to be referring to is;

The number of people who don't look like they do
or talk like they do
You know...those people.
The ones we can blame all of our problems on.
The ones who have somehow created a reason you don't have a job or didn't get a raise or lost your house or caused the government to take all your guns...oh wait, okay not that.

But they did stuff and it made America not great by God!

President Trump said in his speech yesterday that "we won't be laughed at any more"
It seems to me that most of the laughing began after he took office.

"Believe me!"he shouted.
Really?
Wheres that wall?
And is Mexico going to pay for it or not?
Wheres the repeal of Obama Care?
More importantly, wheres the replacement?
Where's this great tax bill?
Where's all that infrastructure?
Did I miss it when you pulled out of NATO?

Are we winning yet?

I remember someone saying " were going to win so much you will get tired of winning"

When does that start?

He's also touted as being a strong leader by his supporters.
Really!?
Because all I ever seem to hear is whining, bi*ching and moaning.
"They're mean to me, it's not fair, so and so said bad things about me, it's a which hunt".

Sounds a lot more like a victim than a leader to me.

Ever heard the phrase; if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen?

If this is what is considered the best, I'll pass thanks...



Have a great weekend!

Noodle and crew