Saturday, June 22, 2024

..numbers...

 



Numbers...

Numbers can signify many things.

There are dollars and statistics and so many other things...


17 % of independents think Joe Biden reversed Roe v Wade


There are 135 days till the elections in the USA


Trump raised 141 million as opposed to Bidens 85 million last quarter just after Trumps guilty verdict


Bidens polls are going up!


All house seats are up for reelection this year...


Trumps last two VP picks?


I don't think so...


2 is the number of days Justice Samual Alito has been MIA

without explanation...

Maybe his wife told him he couldn't go to work!

(He could be busy sewing her vengeance flag.)


13 is the number of seasons The Apprentice

was on tv!


which oddly enough coincided with Trumps run for president.



Well, those are our number's this week.



Have a great Sunday!

Noodler and crew















Sunday, June 16, 2024

more guns...

 



Yesterday there was another mass shooting. (I hate saying that!)

This time it was at a water park.

So, no movies, no Chruch, malls, oh...don't forget schools!

No concerts, no grocery stores

Maybe we should all just hunker down in our homes and stay put.

But I hear that the answer to this all is that we just need more guns 

There are currently 334.5 million guns in the United States.

There are 339.3 million people in the United States.

Thats one gun per person for every person!

From 1-day old babies to 95-year-old seniors!

But even so, SCOTUS decided that there should be no safeguards in the case of bump stocks so we can

still shoot more bullets that much faster.

Jon Stewert perfectly and with skill, brutally demolished an Oklahoma state senator on guns....

Joe Walsh and a Parkland victim's father have joined forces to address this issue and others.

Look, we are not anti-gun.

We don't want to take all guns away...

But, COME ON!

The second amendment states, "a well-armed and regulated Mallesha"....

There is NO Malisha and there are NO regulations!

So why not join the CCG association?

(Cats Carrying Guns)


So where are we?

And where the f***k are we going?

You want to own a gun?

Fine register it like your car, you're dog your washing machine. 



Have a wonderful Sunday

Happy Father's Day too...


Noodle and crew













Sunday, June 9, 2024

Spy kitties...

 

  Spy Cats

During the cold war, the CIA attempted to transform an ordinary domesticated house cat into a sophisticated bugging device as part of Operation Acoustic Kitty. The idea was to surgically alter
cats so they could eavesdrop on Soviet conversations from park benches and window sills.

The project began in 1961when the CIA implanted a battery and a microphone into a cat and turned its tail into an antenna. However, the cat wandered off when it was hungry a problem that had to be addressed in another operation. Finally after 5 years, several surgeries, intensive training and 15 million dollars, the cat was ready for its first field test.

The CIA drove the cat to a Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington DC and let it out of a parked van across the street. The cat walked into the road and was immediately hit by a taxi.
Operation Acoustic Kitty was declared a failure and completely abandon in 1967.

OK, we have no idea if there is any truth to this tail... but we got it 


Have a wonderful weekend...

Noodle and crew