Saturday, July 9, 2016

The Alternative Post...

In the wake of the events of the past week we were at a loss to find words to express what we were feeling.

We wrote long gut wrenching posts that in the end were just rambling sadness and  despair.
Perhaps it's cowardly, perhaps it's preservation of sanity but in the end we decided to go with a post we wrote prior to those events.
We will say that our hearts and prayers are with the people of Dallas, Louisiana and Minnesota and with anyone and everyone who has been in any way touched by these terrible tragedies.

Noodle's Saturday Sermon...

And they shall create a new and wondrous entity and it shall be called politics.

Behold for the day of election is drawing near.

And they will speak of e-mails and tweets and unreleased taxes.

Of untruths and hypocrisy and they will do it bigly.

The first signs shall appear when the subject of Benghazi has been depleted and left to fade from the

news cycle only to be replaced by an alternative conspiracy theory.

 And Sanders will have left the building.

They will disregard the facts and supplant them with innuendo to further their agendas.

Yea though they walk through the valley of cable news and social media

they shall carry with them their laptops and universal remotes with which to blog and change the

 channel, of which there are 894!

They will post on the hallowed Book of Face and although many will be liked they shall find no comfort


They shall be forced to bear witness to the unholy mess they have created known as congress

Where they shall worship at the altar of corporations and lobbyists and the NRA.

There they shall convene committees and they shall bicker and rant and get little done.

They shall continue to be in denial and descend once again into chaos.

They shall wander in the desert of ignorance and shame for all eternity.

And the people shall be forgotten and left to continue to fend for themselves, (even though they pay


And the lord shall say unto them…

“Behold I have given you this wondrous planet with water and air and all its heavenly gifts and what

did you do? You screwed it all up…what with your climate change and your wars and bi partisan rhetoric

and all that hate… See, this is why we can’t have nice things!”

Forget building a wall we need to build another ark!

Have a wonderful weekend...

Noodle and crew


  1. Well written Noodle and so true. Very nice photo of you too.

  2. Oh Noodle you look just gawjus. Cute posty. Hope you have a great weekend.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  3. Hari Om
    Indeed, Noodle, we speak with like words this week... 'tis a tussle, this pawlitix thing... Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. That was darn good Noodle! Yep, the ark might be needed.

  5. Oh Noodle - you are such a wise and compassionate kitty.

  6. Noodle...we know what you mean. We send lots of purrs to all those affected by the recent events.

  7. The world is becoming a sad place. We purr for everyone.

  8. WE may indeed be starting all over again, sweet Noodle. xoxox

  9. Things just seem to be getting worse :(

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

  10. Yes! Indeed, this is why we can't have nice things.

  11. In an identical place light years away, things were different. A crazy person was rejected. Things went better.

    We dream of that...

  12. I have put you link on my website today because of its moving contents. Thank you. We certainly are on the same wave length, you and I.