Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Wordy Wednesday...

Well, everyone said the race wouldn't get serious until after Labor Day so...
let's check in on the candidates and see how things are going.

Donald Trump you remind me of the teen age boy who just got a brand new motor scooter, If you had an ounce of discipline you'd just fill it with gas and ride it straight to the steps of the White House.
But no not Donald, you have to pop wheelies and go too fast and not wear a helmet and now no one wants to get on the back and go for a ride...
Because in the end you're just riding around screaming " look at me, look at me!" And when the glitz and grandeur wears off , the people are going to want to see some substance so you better find some.
And for goodness sake PICK A LANE!
Just stick to one thing you say, just one or at least remember to take your Ritalin.
Last, show us your taxes!

Hillary who?
I'm not sure what the plan was here.
To just hang back and stay out of the way for a gazillion days while the other guy rides his motor scooter into a brick wall? So you can calmly walk through the debris and just be the last man ( or woman ) standing?
Oh sweetie! You can't go to the party and sit against the wall and hope that someone will ask you to dance.
You've got to get your butt out of the chair walk out to the middle of the dance floor and show them your moves!
And those e-mails?
Look, by this point they are yours, they aren't going anywhere. Own them, warts and all and move on.
And this bit about " I don't remember because I had a concussion? "
If you think anyone is buying that explanation I've got a slightly used motor scooter to sell you...

Okay, so Hillary's not the most popular girl in the class. We get it. She's a little stand-offish and not who you would pick to be your BFF.
But everyone knows she will get the answers right on the test so it's her notes they will borrow and her paper they will copy.
Let's face it in the end she's the only way we will all pass the class.

PS. Don't forget to watch the  Commander In Chief Forum  tonight on NBC and MSNBC.

Have a wonderful Wednesday!

Noodle and crew


  1. We are ready for them to disappear from our TV Noodle!

  2. You've got it right! Unfortunately, it looks like the motor scooter still has some life in it and people are clamoring for a ride.

  3. Hari OM
    that's a pretty good review of the situation, Noodle. Now for the downhill run... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. If I was going to bet good ole Donald pays very little taxes.
    Coffee is on

  5. I bet you must be tired of this soap opera. I don't live the in US and I'm already tired of it. Can't wait for the election day to come and this is all over.

  6. what a beautiful picture about there. Is that you?

  7. Thank you for the review. I love this photo of you :)

  8. noodle...waves two ewe in color vizion two day !!! yur lookin gorgeouz az all wayz....N de onlee cand a datez in R book oh fish R smoke & joe !! ♥♥♥

  9. Good one, Noodle! We're tired of all this election stuff already...and we still have almost 2 months to go.

  10. Oh Noodle, you are so gawjus. Alas, Hillary will doom this country and all of us with it. But you are indeed lookin' good.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  11. You've said everything we've been thinking, Noodle, and then some! Bravo! Our heads are spinning with all the back and forth between the two, so until then, wake us when the rotund lady sings.

  12. Hiya Noodle, just stopping by to say hi *waves paw* Happy Weekend!


    Basil & Co xox

  13. Excellent post and you look great as usual!

    Purrs xx
    Athena and Marie

  14. Well, we wish for better choice of national Mom or Dad, so to purr... Mom is a bit sneaky about her money but wants to help us all, and Dad is a bit nuts and wants to beat up the neighbors and he yells crazy stuff about fences bad neighbors a lot.

    We think we would rather live with Mom...

  15. That motor scooter has GOT to go. Sugar in the tank, perhaps? Nah, that won't work. Nothin' sweet as sugar would get within ten miles of that thing. MOUSES!