Ladies and gentleman, step right this way, it's time for some magic...
They could not stop him from winning the presidency.
They could not stop him from instituting the Affordable Care Act.
They could not stop his re election.
They hate that he was the president.
They have tried everything they can think of to discredit him.
But to no avail and so now...
They are attempting to make his presidency simply disappear.
One by one while they distract the media with outrageous daily headlines,
they are carefully and deliberately deconstructing all of his accomplishments until there is no trace of his presidency left behind.
Creating friction with the United Nations and many of our allies.
Reinstating mandatory sentencing.
Repealing the Affordable Care Act and replacing it with magic beans.
Undoing all the progress we've made to combat climate change.
De regulating methane emissions
Rolling back voting rights.
Undoing banking regulations so we don't have another collapse.
Undoing consumer protections.
Pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord.
Deconstructing the EPA
Undoing Dodd - Frank
De funding Planned Parenthood
Bibbity, bobbitty, boo...
Watch as we make president Obama's eight years in the White House magically disappear!
And now for the big finally...
There goes your health care,
We just cut your Social Security in half!
Bye, bye Medicare...
Keep your eyes on this bright and shiny object and...
Hello tax cuts for the rich.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the great Republican agenda!
And the cost of admission is only...
Have a wonderful weekend!
Noodle and crew