Saturday, January 25, 2014

Something's For The Weekend + Sticky Paws and Hairballs vs. Kitty Kisses and Fuzzy Hugs...




A big fuzzy hug to Roy Strobel for creating The Ultimate Cat's Catalog. In it find innovative as well as totally non-existent items such as; Whisker extensions for a more glamorous look; genuine Egyptian sand for the litter box, check it out at; http://www.amazon.com/The-Ultimate-Cats-Catalog-Strobel/dp/0740742078

A big kitty kiss to bag mice those small creatures that dwell inside all paper bags. They are small and the same color as the bag, so they are hard to see. They create hours of fun for kitty until said kitty shreds the bag to bits or the human, unable to tolerate any further commotion, takes said bag away.

A hairball and a sticky paw to Mike Huckabee and all the other male politicians who allege that they know more than women themselves do regarding women's bodies and health and women in general!
Heads up men! We are not gals, we can control our libidos (probably better than men) and if you want to interfere in our contraception issues then it's only fair that we  start to regulate your  Cealis and Viagra not to mention what you do with your sperm! It takes both sexes or didn't you read the book? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/24/santorum-huckabee-libido_n_4658967.html


A couple of huge sticky paws to income inequality. Did you know that the top 85 wealthiest people have as much as the bottom 3.5 billion? That's billion with a B! Now those are some scary statistics!
Check it out; http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-income-inequality-20140121,0,3481555.story#axzz2rM0Dp1e7


So I guess you can sell anything these days!  A great big sticky paw to Tikker the count down to your death watch;
I can't make this stuff up folks... check it out at; http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/12/31/tikker-watch-counts-seconds-until-your-death/

If you feel the need to buy this thing, do this instead; get an envelope, put the money in it, send it to me! I would be glad to call you and inform you of your finale moments.... I'm probably just as accurate too!

Have a great weekend!


Noodle and crew




12 comments:

  1. BOL funny your last comment. We feel sorry for people who are in love with money. It is nice to not have to want but really how much does a person need? Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. I sure hope I never get sticky paws!

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    1. Oh Brian,
      I can't imagine you ever getting a sticky paw. Maybe a fuzzy hug?

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  3. you are the Andy Rooney of the cat world :)

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    1. But without the eyebrows, right?

      Noodle

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  4. A death watch clock?! Hmmm.... someone is suffering from a bad case of the stupids. Even if this thing actually could predict death, I don't think I'd really want to know. Thanks for sharing the news.

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  5. That catalog is awesome! I'd be afraid to get it when they give the kitties instructions on how to steal your credit card and get what they want! MOL

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  6. noodle...how manee bags N how manee mice ya want...we will get a ship mint out ta ya rite away !!!

    :)

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  7. thanks for the warmth, Noodle. We feel it! - Crepes.

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  8. Wow, there is some really crazy stuffs out there!!

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  9. Pop thought you were kidding about the Tikker so I had to play the video. What do you do when it runs out of battery? I hope you don’t instantly die. MOL!

    No one better take MY paper bag away—or else.

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