I'm a liberal
I'm not proud of it or ashamed of it
But I want to take this opportunity to thank
Mr. Mark Burnette
and thank you America...
For giving us Donald Trump back!
In this wonderfully petty, irresponsible, selfish country where we live...
Sanctimonious, irresponsible people have given us such wonderful gifts such as
the Kardashians,
the real housewives of ...wherever
I mean without your help there would have been no Apprentice
which was a tremendous help in Donald Trumps
popularity,
You are to be congratulated for helping to turn politics and democracy into a side show
So, thank you!
I really don't think we could have gotten here without people like, you
But hey...what do I know, I'm just a cat....
Have a super Sunday
Noodle and crew