Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Doom and Gloom and the Apocalypse!

Well it's official...
Donald J. Trump is the Republican candidate for president.
Now that the convention is over here are some of the things I've learned...

#1 Everything bad that has happened in the past 30 years? Hillary Clinton's fault!

#2 Be very afraid of everything.

#3 Don't trust anyone (except me).

#4 He's the Law and order candidate.

#5 The only one of Trumps family not to speak was the family dog.

#6 Only by voting Trump will America be first again!

#7 We can't be bothered by those other countries with all those other people.

#8 Yes, a vote for Trump will make us all happy again and winners again and we will be rolling in money and this again and that again and the other thing too.
There will be no more problems and no more terrorist attacks and magically there will be no more crime anymore because, well you know because he said so...

#9 There will be no more Isis because he has a plan...but he won't tell us what it is until we elect him.
Now that's what I call patriotic!

# 10 Somehow even though coal mining which is no longer profitable to the coal companies due to newer and cheaper energy sources, will send workers back into the mines and we will go back to using more air polluting coal which I'm sure our grand children will thank us for....

# 11 NAFTA will be dismantled even though we have treaties and that the result would probably collapse our economy, but don't pay attention to those silly details.

#12 You will get to choose the schools you send your children to, only the best education because we will take education out of the hands of government and privatize it...
what they don't tell you is that you will have to be able to afford what they charge for that education as opposed to what is now free so start saving more of that money that you don't have.

#13 And don't forget the Affordable Care Act.
That will be gone on day one and will be replaced with something amazing!
But they never get around to telling you what...
But you can bet it will be privatized too so save more of that money you don't have in case you need to see a doctor.

#14 There will be so much winning!
We will win at everything!
You will complain about how much winning there is.   

I thought the most telling line in the speech was and I quote;" I was one of them, so I'm the only one who can fix it!" referring to business owners who sent jobs over seas, profited from all of those dreadful trade agreements, took complete advantage of the housing collapse.... but he was a business man THEN and that's just good business.
Of course now that he's not a business man anymore ???? ( has Trump Inc. been dissolved? Does he no longer have a financial interest in the business he created? Hummm that doesn't sound right...
But now he will take all that he learned and make all the other businesses NOT do those things that he just told you were actually good business.... I hope you have a big throat because that's a lot to swallow.

So like I said, It's official and it looks like the Republican party got exactly what they wished for way back when...

This video sums it all up pretty well; 

But just remember;

Have a great Wednesday!

Noodle and crew


  1. Hari OM
    It beggars belief, does it not? The man is beyond any kind of polite description... and I choose not to pollute your fine blog with the impolite dear pal! hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Finally! A blog written by cats about politics! You know when my husband and I are watching politics on tv, there's my kitty just sitting in the corner, looking like he's just kind of sleeping, but really, i think he's listening and i have a sneaky feeling that he listens to politics to! I would love to see what my kitty (name: Pochi-chillo) and Noodle would have to say about politics. I'm sure they have a more informed opinion than most Americans out there. I would have to say that I agree with Noodle's assessment of Trump's speech; I think i heard the same message. Trump had better not win, or else it's going to take more than a huge herd of unruly cats invading the White House lawn to get him out of there!

  4. So, I gotta ask Noodle...why didn't you run? We would vote for you!

  5. Yes, love trumps hate, but the word 'trump' has been banned in our vocabulary forever as representative of all that is the worst the world can offer and impose upon its inhabitants. I believe in kharma. Wonder what his is....?

  6. Well gawjus Noodle, it is a sad state of affairs we find ourselves in with our humans only choices being Trump or the islamic fave Hillary. It's enuff to give a cat a headache. MOL So again, me's gonna leave it to mommy to figger out. Hope you're stayin' cool and havin' a great day and we hope you mommy's doin' better.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Raena

  7. Grate selfie Noodle!
    Sorry mee not get here sooner....fingss a bit kay-otick here!
    Purr usual, mew mew mew.....
    An mee not understand thee Paul-I-tickss at mee not commint....
    **paw patsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

  8. noodle....clinton & trump better chex de polez... coz last tally haz smoke & joe at: 579,536,750,844,260,453,511,492 votes......noe BS ~~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

  9. Noodle, we love #5! But honestly, we hope Trump doesn't have any pets. We would feel sorry for them.

  10. The more I read, the more confused I get. I can't imagine the country with either one running it.

  11. Aside from all the other many reasons ya gave not ta vote fer Trump, it would be like a bank hiring an embezzler "cuz he knows how ta do that"!

  12. Yup, they got what they wished for. Now a whole bunch of 'em want to send it back. MOUSES!