It's The Weekend...so it's time for ( you thought I was going to say sticky paws vs. fuzzy hugs huh?) But no it's time for...Noodle's first instalment of Slightly Demented Political Fairy Tales...
Everything old is new again and again and again.....
( It's so amazing that I am in color!)
It's Mitt! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/09/mitt-romney-2016_n_6446064.html
It was one thing having the prospect of a Clinton/ Bush race but now it appears we will have a Clinton/ Bush and Romney race! We thought that this news deserved a special post and so...
Gather around children it's time for the very first instalment of Noodle's Slightly Demented Political Fairy Tales!
Once upon a time in a kingdom not so far away but a little in the middle, there was to be held a great race. For some it would be the first race for others it would be their final, well maybe final try and some would try again and again and again...
There came a man from the kingdom a little to the right who had run the race twice before and he would be called Mitt of Romney. Others from the kingdom came to race against him and they were Jeb of Bush, Rand of Paul and Chris of Christy. From a neighboring kingdom a little to the left, there came one who would challenge them all and she would be called the lady Hillary of Clinton and she would appear atop a shining hill with her sword of truth and fairness and the people of the land would have hope.
Those from the kingdom a little to the right would make a pilgrimage and they would travel to the land of Iowa where one of them would emerge as the victor of the Poll of Straw. And then the two kingdoms would compete in the great race of the year of our lord 2016...
When the dust had settled in the land of Iowa Mitt of Romney was left standing and would challenge the lady Hillary of Clinton for the house of white.
And verily it came to the month of November and the people of the kingdoms lined the roads and pathways and the crowds cheered and held signs ( yes they had signs back then ),
The race began and the lady Hillary was by far ahead. But as they rounded the last bend in the road to victory something spooked lady Hillary's noble steed and Mitt of Romney sped past her.
And yay the lady Hillary fell from her mount and tumbled to the ground.
Mitt of Romney crossed ye old finish line and won the race. The lady Hillary lay upon the ground bruised and battered. She looked up into the cold and vacant eyes of Mitt of Romney and he said unto her "foolish lady Hillary, don't you know that the truth can never win against the fearsome ogre of wealth and greed? Ye old money lenders and robber barrens of capitalism along with the corporations have more money than God and with great thanks to the court of the supremes all of that gold will crush any good person who would run the race".
And with that Mitt of Romney road off into the sunset toward the house of white followed by his apprentice Jeb of Bush and his court jester Chris of Christy..
And verily he would cut taxes for the wealthy and the people of the kingdoms would not live happily ever after...
that is until there would emerge from the kingdom a little to the left the fair lady Elisabeth of Warren...
The end...for now.
Have a great weekend!
Noodle and crew
You are very clever Noodle! You look very nice in color!ReplyDelete
Looking lovely Noodle. Have a super Saturday.ReplyDelete
Best wishes Molly
MOL! That was quite the fairy tale, Noodle. ;)ReplyDelete
Grreat furry tail , Noodle !ReplyDelete
Now that was an unusual fairy tale, Noodle. Quite interesting and fun.ReplyDelete
Sorry I don't understand politics, but you look very cute. Please visit us for a chance to win a stuffed grumpy cat.ReplyDelete
You're such a cutie, Noodle. With a fantastic imagination!ReplyDelete
Katie & Waffles
Ohai, Noodle. Scanned through some of your past posts: always love pictures of the cat. Such a lovely gray.ReplyDelete
Quick question: are you the Noodle I know from ICHC and the tearoom? Just wondering.
And lovely to see Noodle in color! :)
Have a lovely rest of the weekend.
Aaaaw Noodle yous look gawjus in color. And sorry but weez not fink da hillary or clinton be all dat honest. course we not so happy bout da mitt of romney eever, but dat's pawlitics. No twu winners, just a lesser of 2 evils.ReplyDelete
Dezi and Lexi
noodle...we due knot follow polly tix but yur color fotoz rockin awesum !! ♥♥♥ReplyDelete
That Romney comment made this more into a grimmmmmm fairy tale. Yikes. - Crepes.ReplyDelete
I'm with Cat in the Fridge on this one. Any month now the word Canada will begin to enter into our mom's diatribes. (Something she's been threatening since Ray Gun, whoever *that* was.)ReplyDelete
Your fairy tale ended up being a scary one Noodle sweetie, please say it will never be so!!! Mitt of Romney needs kitties and woofies to send him their poo for how he treated his own family dog- tying the dog to the roof of the car on the family trip?! HISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!ReplyDelete